Sex in the shower is fun ... so long as you’re on top

Sophomore Peter F.’s most memorable sexual experience occurred just after he had gotten back to his residence from a late night party with his then-girlfriend.

“It was her idea to take a shower because she ‘felt gross,’” Peter said.

She may have gone to the shower to get clean, but the end result was dirty.

“At first I just asked if I could watch her,” Peter said. “Pretty soon I was taking off my clothes and joining her.”

Peter’s house has a two-person communal shower, which left plenty of room for the two to maneuver.

“We started up against the wall, and then moved down to the floor,” Peter said, explaining that he took special care to make sure he ended up on top when they got to the floor.

“I just took the lead to make sure she was on the bottom ‘cause the floor was dirty.”

He must not like getting dirty when he’s getting “down and dirty.” The two are no longer dating.

Put your hands in the air and lower your ... “weapon”

For many, sex after prom is cliché. For junior Jay W., however, there was nothing routine about it.

After his high school prom in Hawaii, Jay drove his prom date to the beach, and the two of them slipped into the back seat.

“In the middle of it, I see lights coming at us, and I just assume it’s a random car passing by, but as it gets closer I realize it’s a cop,” he explained.

Both Jay and his date were completely naked as the police car approached.

“I panicked, and with the condom still on, threw on my boxers, jumped out of the car and put my hands in the air,” he said.

Jay told the cop he’d leave and drove away with his date still naked in the backseat.

“The thrill of getting caught definitely makes [sex] better, but actually getting caught sucks,” said Jay.

Jay said he hasn’t been caught since — not by the cops, anyway.

Sexing up a storm

Junior Grant B. was visiting his girlfriend at her family’s cabin at Priest Lake, Idaho, this past summer, where he and his girlfriend got some much needed alone-time.

“It was a really small cabin, and there wasn’t a lot of privacy,” Grant explained.

So when a lightning storm hit, he and his girlfriend told her parents they wanted to take the car and find a good vantage point to watch the storm — not at all suspicious.

“We ended up in her family’s SUV parked behind some random shack,” Grant said.

He and his girlfriend slipped into the back of the car and proceeded to have what Grant described as the best sex he’s ever had.

“There was tons of thunder and lightning, and rain pounding down on the car. There was just so much going on and so much stimulation.”

The two were completely naked with Grant’s girlfriend straddling him in the backseat, and the windows were completely fogged.

“At one point, someone came out of a nearby cabin with a flashlight, and we were both completely naked — which made us more nervous. It was definitely a turn-on.”

Grant said the sex lasted longer than normal, between 20 and 30 minutes.

“The whole putting the clothes back on was kind of humorous, and we tried to make our faces less red [before we went back] because it was obvious what we had been doing.”

Grant said while the sex was amazing, he felt bad crawling into the bunk bed that he was sharing with his girlfriend’s little brother after they got back from “watching the storm.”

The best sex is the sex you can listen to over and over again

Senior Ian L.’s most memorable sexual experience happens to be such because his friends won’t let him forget about it.

Ian was having sex — very loud sex — with a girl he was “kind of dating” at the time, and the noises were keeping his roommates awake. Since they couldn’t sleep, they did the next best thing — they recorded it.

The recording, which remains audible and clear despite being made on a cell phone through two walls and across a hallway, is approximately 25 minutes long, broken up into five-minute clips.

“[The recording] is basically a lot of loudness — dirty loudness,” Ian said.

Ian admitted that there was “a grunt here or there,” but most of the noise keeping up his roommates was coming from his partner.

Like a lot of things in sex, the most noteworthy part of the recording occurs at the end, with an exclamation coming from Ian’s partner about her preference for the dissemination of certain bodily fluids ... use your imagination.

“Three hours of air-conditioned, trashy, $29.99-a-night sex”

Junior Mario N.’s best sexual experience came with a price attached: $29.99 — the price of the hotel room.

“I was 2,987 miles away from my front door step, in Raleigh N.C., with my boyfriend at the time, whom I had just met in person for the first time,” Mario said.

The two had met in person the night before, and they were only able to share a goodnight kiss. Charged and ready to go, the other party returned to Mario’s room the next day at 9 a.m.

“Our senses overtook us ... it was three hours of air-conditioned, trashy, $29.99-a-night sex.”

Mario and his boyfriend met on Myspace, and four months later Mario bought a plane ticket to visit him.

“There was a mysterious kink factor, definitely ... and both of us are good at what we do.”

Mario said that while the sex was unforgettable, it was pretty standard procedure: Naked, on a bed, rolling around on top of one another with aggressive kissing, sweat and “awesome smells.”

“In the three hours it was all occurring, I can’t think of something that didn’t happen,” Mario said.

That wasn’t what made it so great, though.

“It’s that whole mystery factor,” he said. “The love and worry and fear ... and childishness of it ... all of that made the first time we had sex an unforgettable event of my life.”

The best presents are ones both the giver and receiver can enjoy

Sophomore Kelsey R.’s best sexual experience was more about the context than anything else.

“It was my boyfriend’s birthday, and I wanted to surprise him,” Kelsey said.

Kelsey surprised her boyfriend while he was studying in his room at his fraternity house. It was the start of Greek Week, so there was a lot going on.

“I just jumped him in his room to wish him a happy birthday, and I was really excited,” she said.

Kelsey said they started making out and undressing each other, and soon they were up against the wall.

“It was hot, but kind of difficult, so we moved to the couch. Everyone else in the house was partying. We were probably pretty loud, but no one could hear us.”

Kelsey said they continued for about half an hour, explaining that part of what made this time one of the best was the fact that they came at the same time.

“It’s always the best when both people climax at the same time,” Kelsey emphasized, but explained that the unusual circumstances were mostly responsible for the excitement.

“It was definitely the spontaneity and ditching everyone else to be by ourselves,” she said. “It made us feel kind of special.”

Rivalry between the sheets

Junior Charlene J. had her best sex with a Cougar — a WSU student, that is.

“I met him at a house party in Pullman this past summer,” she said. “We just stayed really good friends after that.”

The Husky and the Coug didn’t do anything over the summer, but in the fall, he came to visit her.

“He came to Seattle to visit me one weekend in September and picked me up ... it sounds like a booty call, but it really wasn’t,” Charlene explained.

The two went back to his parents’ house in Seattle.

“We weren’t like, ‘we’re gonna go home and romp,’ but there was a lot of rubbing and touching in the car ... we both knew were weren’t going to sleep with all the tension.”

Charlene explained that they eventually ended up in his bed, but neither had an interest in going to sleep.

“We were both tired at this point, but we knew we wouldn’t have a chance to see each other for a long time,” she said.

Eventually they just kept touching and then started kissing. When Charlene ended up on top of him, the Coug pulled out a condom.

“It was the first time where my legs actually quivered,” Charlene said, stating that he was “just the right size.”

She continued, “He also wouldn’t always kiss my lips, but was kissing my neck and chest, and I’m a big fan of that.”

Despite being tired and wanting to go to bed, the two had sex for a solid 20 minutes.

Sometimes it just feels right

Senior Judy V. was 18 when she and her current boyfriend had sex together for the first time — and she still remembers it as the best sex she’s ever had.

“It just happened in the heat of the moment ... starting with a basic make-out session and escalating from there,” Judy said.

She and her boyfriend proceeded, partially clothed and in the missionary position, only halfway on his bed. Judy recalls she was late to work because of it.

“I think what really made it stand out was that my first time [having sex] hurt, so I was kind of scared of sex,” she said. “I mean, I wanted it, but I was kind of scared.”

Judy was surprised by how good it ended up feeling.

“It was really surprisingly easy, and I was surprised about how pleasurable it felt,” she said. “I think it’s because we were comfortable and cared about each other.”

Judy and her boyfriend have been together for more than three years.