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1. True or false: The Huskies will play in a bowl game next year.

Christian: Because I think Jake Locker is coming back, I’m going to say true. We all saw how good that offense can be against Cal.

Maks: First, tell me whether or not Jake Locker sticks around. Could Ronnie Fouch or Keith Price really lead this team to a bowl game?

Allen: True for sure — as long as Jake Locker returns.

Jacob: True — with Cody Bruns as QB.

2. True or false: WSU will win a football game next year.

Christian: False. It’s hard to see that team beating anybody with a pulse at any point in the next three years.

Maks: Only if they can withstand another tough effort by a team like Southern Methodist again.

Allen: False — at least in the Pac-10. There’s no reason to think they’ll be that much better, and the rest of the Pac-10 seems to be moving forward at a faster rate than the Cougars.

Jacob: False. The Mighty Mustangs of SMU will have their revenge at home.

3. True or false: Paul Wulff is a worse coach than Tyrone Willingham.

Christian: This is a tough one, but even Willingham would have had a hard time not holding a lead at any point during an entire season.

Maks: True. Plus Tyrone had a sweet ‘stache.

Allen: True. But that’s fine by me. Keep coaching WSU, Wulff.

Jacob: False. At least Wulff pretends that WSU is getting better. Lionel couldn’t be bothered to pretend we were.

4. True or false: The Sounders are the weakest professional franchise in Seattle.

Christian: True.

Maks: At the risk of getting strangled with a girly green scarf, I’ll pass.

Allen: Heyyyy, that’s just ignorant. Do you not consider the Storm a professional franchise in Seattle?

Jacob: False. My bud Nate and I have a pong team that makes WSU look like the Colts.

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