TOP 10 REASONS JAKE LOCKER SHOULD STAY FOR HIS SENIOR SEASON

1. So people will stop asking him if he’s going to stay for his senior season.

2. Ezell’s Famous Chicken at press conferences.

3. Steve Sarkisian’s job security.

4. The chance to actually win a game in Pullman.

5. His own free large pizza after every game.

6. The Angels are already paying for all of his meals, anyway.

7. University Teriyaki.

8. Seeing his picture in The Daily several times per week.

9. The chance to actually be on a winning team.

10. The joy of learning.

TOP 10 REASONS JAKE LOCKER SHOULD LEAVE FOR THE NFL

1. So people will stop asking him if he’s going to leave for the NFL.

2. To get paid.

3. Being able to place 24s on that brand new ride.

4. Humans versus Zombies Tag.

5. A deep thigh bruise.

6. So that when he looks in the mirror he can say, “What’s up, yeah, I’m gettin’ money, oh.”

7. To get paid.

8. Getting sacked four times by Oregon State.

9. LaRouche supporters.

10. To get paid.

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