Rants:

Jon Gosselin, father of eight children and reality star on Jon & Kate Plus 8, has posted a sign outside of his family’s home telling TLC, the network that made him famous, to stay off his property in an attempt to stop production of the show, according to the New York Post.

A 28-year-old woman was charged with indecent exposure in New Hampshire after urinating on a police station, according to The Associated Press. She could be fined up to $1,000 if convicted of the charge.

Raves:

President Obama signed an executive order that bans federal employees from texting while driving on the job or in government-owned vehicles, according to the Los Angeles Times.

Bob Bedford, a man from Wisconsin, lost 257 pounds during the last two-and-a-half years by exercising every day and eating right, according to WCCO News in Wisconsin. He originally weighed 512 pounds.