1. Chiefs running back Larry Johnson reportedly made some gay slurs on his Twitter page recently. How stupid is he?

Christian: Pretty stupid. He and Ann Coulter should hang out.

Maks: Tim Hardaway stupid.

Allen: Stupid enough to be playing for the Chiefs.

Zachary: LJ’s been stuck behind an awful line in Kansas City for too long, but that doesn’t excuse his actions. If he wants to force a trade, he should just pull a Braylon Edwards and deck a member of Zack Greinke’s posse.

2. Should coaches be getting reprimanded for criticizing officiating, even if the officiating sucks?

Christian: No. What’s the point of that? Instead, bad officials should be paraded through town in women’s clothing, and the coaches who criticize them should receive bonuses.

Maks: Yes, unless that coach is named Pini Gershon.

Allen: Heck no! Officials need to hear complaints. They need to be checked and balanced. If there are problems with calls, they need to know.

Zachary: No. In fact, I think coaches should be rewarded for doing the leagues’ work for them. Anyone remember Mark Cuban’s tape of all the botched calls against his Mavs spliced together? It was like a Benny Hill blooper reel.

3. What’s the scariest sports-related Halloween costume you can think of?

Christian: A psychotic, 22-year-old pug dog. Or Steve Phillips’ secret ESPN fling.

Maks: Russian heavyweight boxer Nikolai Valuev, complete with a bunch of back hair.

Allen: Sam Cassell.

Zachary: Al Davis. It’d double as a costume of the pale man from Pan’s Labyrinth.

4. Mark McGwire is back with the Cardinals as a hitting coach. How long before everyone’s biceps triple in size?

Christian: I’m not here to talk about the Cardinals’ biceps.

Maks: Almost as quickly as players would start soliciting transvestite prostitutes if Eddie Murphy took over as a coach of any sort.

Allen: How long after Chuck Knoblauch becomes a fielding coach that his players can’t make accurate throws? So yeah, not long.

Zachary: I just can’t wait until McGwire criticizes Chris Young’s .212 average this season, and Young’s response is, “I’m not here to talk about the past.”

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