Rants

According to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, PETA is petitioning Ben and Jerry’s to serve ice cream made from human breast milk.

A man was taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test and was accused of battery for farting and creating a fanning motion toward a police officer.

Raves

According to Reuters, a thief in Germany delivered an apology note and paid back everything he stole.

According to Reuters, an unpublished Mozart score from around 1787 was found in the Nantes, France town hall archive.