Rants —

The venerable Massachusetts Sen. Ted Kennedy has been diagnosed with a malignant brain tumor.

A late rainy season is causing famine in Ethiopia, where the U.N.’s World Food Program says that 2.7 million will need extra food supplies to survive.

Raves —

Jessica Alba married boyfriend Cash Warren this upcoming Monday, crushing the spirits of male Alba fans everywhere. Girlfriends rejoice.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls is now in theaters.