RANTS

Dmitry Medvedev was recently elected Russia’s next president in an election largely criticized by westerners for being unfair.

Forty people died in a suicide bombing in Pakistan when a man detonated a bomb in a crowd of elders discussing increased Taliban activity in the area.

RAVES

An FBI agent recently made public that a violent storm saved Mick Jagger’s life 40 years ago when a boat carrying several would-be assassins was capsized due to the weather.

U.S. Courts ordered the Navy to limit its use of sonar off the coast of Southern California because the Navy’s sonar is believed to harm many species of whales and dolphins.