RANTS

Hillary Clinton’s campaign advisers have accused Barack Obama of plagiarism; in past speeches he used lines by Mass. Gov. Deval Patrick. Obama responded by saying that Clinton has used some of his lines, too.

In Fontana, Calif., a taco-burglar is on the loose. The victim was biking home from a taco stand when a thief punched him in the face and took off with the bag.

RAVES

Kosovo declared independence and has been recognized by the United States and France. Russia and China are opposed to the region’s split from Serbia.

A church in Ybor City, Fla., has issued a 30-day challenge to its married members: have sex every day for 30 days. On the flip side, there’s to be no sex for 30 days for unmarried members.