10. Holmgren ‘08: If we lose, I’ll try not to throw a fit.

9. Iverson ‘08: We talkin’ ‘bout practice, man…

8. Muschamp ‘08: Well, I can’t make that defense worse, right?

7. Palin ‘08: I’ll recruit in Russia.

6. Obama ‘08: BELIEVE we can CHANGE the team with HOPE.

5. Madden ‘08: I’ll put the Madden curse on all the other teams.

4. Willingham ‘08: Four more years! Four more years!

3. Bobby Knight ‘08: @#$%!

2. McCain ‘08: Do they still wear leather helmets?

1. Mora ‘08: If I’m stupid enough to take this job, you’d be stupid not to hire me.