Rants

Election volunteers in Pennsylvania told a woman she would have to remove her Obama shirt to vote because the shirt was deemed inappropriate electioneering.

Thieves in Mexico City stole 5,000 condoms, sound equipment and a motor used to inflate a giant prophylactic.

Raves

Gold Class Cinemas opened its first luxury movie theater in South Barrington, Ill. $35 tickets include valet parking, reclining armchairs and a professional server who will bring slippers and a blanket upon request.

A computer owner was able to retrieve his stolen laptop using a remote access program that tracked the computer’s usage after a thief stole the computer from his car.