Rants:

A Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him. He then stumbled into the kitchen before falling into the oven and knocking himself unconscious, according to an AP report.

A Brooklyn landlord attempted to kick tenants out by using the stench of dead cats, according to an AP report.

Raves:

South Korea plans to help obese children lose weight by giving them vouchers that can only be used in designated places, like health clubs and other places, according to an AP report.

A Chinese herbal remedy called “horny goat weed” is a promising alternative to Viagra for impotent men, according to an AP report.